He's a bit free with this love this Jesus bloke,
he told me he loved me and that I was the only one and now I find out he's been carrying on with everyone, literally everyone!
*stands behind door with rolling pin in hand*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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That's how he ended up with the AIDS.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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Of course you must have heard of Christian Aid before - he made it plurals ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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don't give me it, you knew it wasn't exclusive..
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Jesus!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15,
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That's not what you told me last night!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:18,
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Tellin' me!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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