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# Image Challenge Vote Alert
This week's election candidates are as follows:

* America Fuck Yeah! Photoshop the USA bringing freedom and democracy to things and places that possibly would rather be left alone to sort out their own problems thank you very much.

* It's all Labours fault. What else can we heap at their door so that the public get locked into a left / right battle and don't worry about the vested interests that use any political party in power to get their own way?

* The down-side of Disney: what if Disney characters had real, miserable lives?

* The disadvantages of being Jesus. Sure, you're the son of god, you never have to pay for wine, but there must be downsides to being Jesus too. Here's your chance to show us what they are.

And here's the ballot box.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Jesus
Would this include posts equivalent of "half a shekel for an old ex-leper"?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# fuck america
fuck labour
fuck disney
fuck jesus


votes jesus
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I vote disney
Apart from the LOLitical labour one, theyre all pretty good this week.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Like so?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# phwoar
i do likes me disney ladies. Am i 'wrong'?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# People get off on animal/human hybrids.
So I think you're in the clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's an odd thing to say.
I don't see any evidence of that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Uhh...
*deletes folder* Y-y-yeah, what a silly assumption to make!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# DISNAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I voted for Lesbian Ninja Vampire Bitch Commandos.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# That's a nice /autocomplete you have there, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Disney!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# votes Disneyyy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# disney gone wrong = a fuckton of reposted shopped movie posters
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# maybe the rule should be no reposts
then again some reposts are good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# the general theory
is it's good to get all themed posts together, so reposts are fine (as long as you obviously don't be a cunt and waste a new thread when the board is going at 500 mph)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *votes Disney*
-America will be the manliness one again

-I hate Labour

-I hate Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# but...Jesus loves you
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# He's a bit free with this love this Jesus bloke,
he told me he loved me and that I was the only one and now I find out he's been carrying on with everyone, literally everyone!

*stands behind door with rolling pin in hand*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# That's how he ended up with the AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Of course you must have heard of Christian Aid before - he made it plurals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# don't give me it, you knew it wasn't exclusive..
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# That's not what you told me last night!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Tellin' me!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# no I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Oi you! where have you been until this hour of the night?
Staggering back in stinking of sacrificial wine having given all your loving out to all those trollops!

*bashes on head with rolling pin*

**I do not in any condone domestic violence except for comedy effect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# takin' it all back now eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# He's probably a bit pissed that he had to be nailed to that cross on a bank holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# probably rained all day too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Serves him right for getting hammered on Good Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# hmmmm... I think I'll go for disney...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# The downside of Disney?
You're implying the existence of an upside?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# you're suggesting Beauty and the Beast is anything other than the award winning masterpiece most animators regard it as?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Titanic was an award-winning masterpiece as regarded by the vast majority of cinematographers...
but I've not seen Beauty and the Beast so I can't comment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Titanic wasn't Disney?
and I think you're confusing cinematographers with cinema-goers who are generally idiots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Don't think so...
It is however an example of a film that scooped loads of awards and was extremely highly regarded in the industry that I didn't like...

As mentioned, not seen B&theB, but... CGI Pooh?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# it wasn't the awards I meant to emphasise, simply that it is an absolute masterpiece
I was half distracted by remembering that it almost won the Oscar for best picture.

As for straight to tv cgi shows, yes, most production companies make generic fodder, you were suggesting they'd never done good not that they'd done some bad.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I thought the ballroom scene was stunning.
/two-penneth
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# What's wrong with disney?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Only my opinion but...
www.disney.co.uk/winnie-the-pooh/home/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# only my opinion but...
Snow White
Fantasia
20,000 leagues under the sea
The Aristocats
The Black Hole
Tron
Return to Oz
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Little Mermaid
Rescuers Down Under
Beauty and the Beast
The Rocketeer
Muppets Christmas Carol
Toy Story
etc etc

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Because I'm bored....
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
Never seen it
Really!?
You're joking right?
OK i guess
Never seen it
Never seen it
Never seen it
Never seen it
No, you are joking?
Never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# nope, no joking on any of them
all thoroughly enjoyable films for various reasons.
Tron - what's not to love?!
Return to Oz, great design work
Muppets Christmas Carol - best adaptation of Dickens ever FACT!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Ok, you've sold me on the muppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# pssst
you forgot tangled
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# the etc was because I had reached Pixar
and once they're involved you can shut up :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# as strange as it sounds,
i dont really class winnie the pooh as typical disney. I dont really like it much, but its a personal thing - it doesnt make me like disney any less for it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# tell you what
call it a draw and do Torchwood?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ffs
NO
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# go on
it'll be sexy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# *abstains*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hmm these all have their pros and cons
Voting Jesus, cos I'd rather see people taking the piss out of him than Disney.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Jebus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# :)
(jansenmann woo hoo, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Ho Ho !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)