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# yes, and gave her a lower cut of clamshell
then I thought, might as well go the whole hog...

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# boobies are better, down where it's wetter, under the seeeeeaaaaa
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# To be honest, I don't think the original line needs anything added
to feature on b3ta!

But there's always this:
www.collegehumor.com/video/1322011/the-dirty-mermaid
"Look at my face, check out my chest, wouldn't you say clamshell bras are the best?" :D
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I see boobs
and "lower cut of clamshell" had me thinking about entirely the wrong area
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Doesn't know how to use the three seashells.
Pfft.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# can i buy one from my local aquatic centre?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I won mine at the fair
and it lived for 20 years
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# did you flush it down the loo or bury it when it died?
EDIT - speaking of underwater tits, i saw pirahna (the new one) the other day, and rather enjoyed this NSFW moment:
www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/kelly-brook-riley-steele-topless-in-piranha-3d-6378
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# can you grow them from a packet?
like sea monkeys?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# *bookmarks for research purposes*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Research
Yes... must do a bit of that myself.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I saw it the other day too
but fell asleep before then end
(saw that bit though)

edit/ would be worth going to see it in 3d for that...
editedit/ ok, maybe this is a stupid question, I don't know, that clip is in 3d so if I watched it on my PC with 3d specs on would it work?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# nope
It just has a really fake looking background.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Time for breeding !
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)