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# I think the Monday got replaced by two Sundays somehow.
Its all very confusing.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# The calendar was once used as a map of the month
its all very combustible
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Are you suggesting we burn down the days of the month we dislike?
Becasue I'm all for it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# So tomorrow would be (reduced to) Ash Wednesday?
Which means today is Shrove Tuesday.

PANCAKE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Is Guy Fawkes night when we burn off all the old, used up days from the year?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# No, that's when we clean out Guy Pearce's cutlery drawer and get rid of his old forks
It's a very old event, hence the odd spelling.

If you want to get rid of old days, let a neighbour borrow them and never get them back. That is how Lent got its name.

We can replace the void with nice fruity-smelling chemical-replacement days on Ester Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# *gives award for logic*
The instructions on how to put it together are in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hurrah! Thanks, Chutters!
Does it need any specialist tools and safety gear to assemble?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Well, a white lab coat can prevent "splashing" so that might be useful
while having the added bonus of making you look REALLY SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I want to get a lab coat
Thinking of making a Vaultdweller costume...

My old school labcoat got stained by 2,4 DNP. Dunno where it got to. Probably mutated and left.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I love you.
So, Xmas day is all porny, and Boxing day is when you put all the porn in boxes to stick in the attic? It all makes sense, suddenly.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Yup
But then retailers appropriated those holidays and made them all about buying new stuff. Film studios appropriated the TV schedules to promote The Great Escape, James Bond, and the Sound of Music. Usually shown separately, unless you find the rather entertaining and underrated "James Bond escapes from the Sound of Music".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I am saying that I am for all the things that you like to dislike :
If you would are to make a list we can burn them all wastefully
Then we could smoke ll of the things that are approved o BY DISAPPROVAL

I'm buying !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Calendars are just a way of telling other people when they should be doing things for me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)