That's a pretty racy breakfast, one must admit.I hope the landlady came round, saw what shenanigans you were up to, and rapped you over the knuckles with a ladle before turfing you out.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:01,
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It was laid out like that when i got there ;)also I read that as raped you over the knuckles :(
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benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:06,
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Well, that's a nice morning welcome, one must admit.(The bread rolls, I mean, not being raped over the knuckles. That'd be quite an unpleasant morning welcome for all but a few "specialists").
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:12,
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hayes it wasn't one of "those" hotels :)
( benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:20,
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I'm now laughing horribly atthe idea of a seedy coastal B&B, off-season, that specialises in waking blokes at 7am on Sunday with a horrific sexual assault,
of such baroque and elaborate depravity that the local police are left utterly baffled, and so the whole case get kicked into the long grass,
and the B&B prepares for yet another busy weekend.
(of such baroque and elaborate depravity that the local police are left utterly baffled, and so the whole case get kicked into the long grass,
and the B&B prepares for yet another busy weekend.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:27,
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