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# I found a piece of tomato in a pre-packed sandwich that wasn't included in the description
some of it went in my mouth

I almost sued
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# you should have
fried tomato is fine, but i can't stand the texture of it fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# sounds like it must have been soggy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I eat tomatos practically every day

staple food of mediocrity
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Love them in sauces, sun dried and the general cooked flavour
just something utterly wrong with them raw.
they should rename them shitfruits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ^ this
Raw tomatoes are the sauce of all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I just can't believe how wrong you people are

What about those ickle roma snack tomatos? Eh?

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# fry 'em up
then we'll talk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# *goes sulking in a corner*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# it's the texture of the raw flesh
that coupled with the skin makes me yak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I'm sure you're confusing tomato with EVERY OTHER FRUIT AND VEGETABLE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# even the lychee?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Lychee skins are rank

But now I find myself advocating a cause that I don't feel that strongly about. I just like tomatos, raw or otherwise. Mostly otherwise.

Just not tomato juice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# tomato juice is yummy
i think i may go and buy some.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *facepalms*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# mmm, tomato and staples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# seems that I've heard that at one time, tomatoes were thought to be poisonous
(what a joke someone was having)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Tomato plants and leaves are though

I used to pick them as a summer job. Did it several years. No words can describe the thick smelly black-green stain you get on your thumb from breaking the stems.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# tommytartoes
are lush
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)