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# ^this completely
We want it to grow up bold and strong, whatever it's sex, though I would have opted with something slightly stronger like Satan just for when you're shouting at it in the garden to come in for it's bowel of milk, or because there's a slight breeze or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Well presumably her surname will be turd, whatever the case
I'm going to bed; goodnight all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Sleep well :)
Don't forget to listen to the shipping forecast
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Bowel of milk.
Unfortunate. Imodium?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Oh stop being so pedantic
my last kitten ran off a decade ago after I had just spent a fortune on injections for it's well being. Selfish little cunt. And I mean that; at the time that would have been money better spent elsewhere, as opposed to an ungrateful little feline :(

Oh well, we had fun whilst it lasted, me throwing my socks at him, every morning, before I wanted to be awake, every morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)