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# Uncle Death
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# :D
Fuck Uncle Death going to die
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Chase the devil out of work
*skanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Oh, hello Uncle Death!
Lovely to see you again, I was wondering if you had brought back those steak knives I len...*splutter*

*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ...hello...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# My, what a big... Oh, it's a SCYTHE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# the difference between a scythe and a chopper is small but significant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# it's nice to see the kids getting out in the fresh air
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Yes, but how did the little shits get Uncle Death's Fucker Upper!
Everything's gone wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# that's kids for you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Nothing says "fun" like rotating razor sharp hook blades
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# he's fucking loving it
great job
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# They can't kill him.
Maybe scratch his back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# The Death of Death
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Impossible.
It's all going to be revealed as a dream when they wake up in Uncle Death's subterranean fun dungeon.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# shut your fucking face uncle fuckaaah
nicely done as usual. You ever thought of illustrating childrens' books?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
#
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka.
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true,
nobody fucks uncles quite like you.
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka.
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn.
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

*farting and laughing- Traffic Warden:"Whats going on here?"
more farting*

Uncle fucka, uncle fucka uncle fucka, uncle fucka...
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka. (uncle fucka)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka.
You're an uncle fucka, I must say! You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucka, thats U.N.C.L.E, fuck you, uncle fucka-a-a-a-a...tonight! Suckmyballs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I always laugh at the Suckmyballs at the end
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)
# ...of my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Hello Uncle Death
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)