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# Some bitch stole the packet of Jaffa cakes I had on the counter in the store just now
I am utterly outraged
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)
# this is the correct and only response
fuck it, i'm tired.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Potentially made one dentist happier - perhaps it evens out in the end?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# May she choke to death on one of them
and my milk as well, I had to physically return to the biscuit section and get another packet, via some more milk
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# CRUCIFY THE BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
*dip*
*nom nom nom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# The he is! The guy eating the milky cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# let this be a lesson to you
eat jaffa cakes. do not leave them anywhere


EAT THEM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Even immediately at the counter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# just take the empty box to the till for them to scan the barcode
in your dressing-gown and slippers


LIKE A REAL MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# The paradox is, they are to keep the girls I work with happy tomorrow
So this 'eat immediately strategy,' you propose may not go down very well if I have to physically regurgitate the contents on top of their desks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)