Thank you..I have had a shit day, have gone to the pub and I have been reading through today posts on my phone.
I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
(I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:34,
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Why do people have to look at you when you are sitting quietly having a pint and still giggling like a girl?EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:36,
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maybe they're giving you the eye?get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38,
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HA HA HA * I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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the brass knob is often hiddenand asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57,
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because you're sitting on your own and giggling like a girlthey're trying to decide if you're a psycho, a simpleton or a possible shag. they want to either run from you, run to you or run you up the back passage.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:50,
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don't worry, it's all good :D Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:31,
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