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# here's your damn KFC tampax
frankly, you'd have been better off actually going to KFC
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hmm, i think i'll cook my own -- thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Nice iStockphoto branding
Guess those laser eyes must have been sponsored
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# homer simpson would love you
you've found something faster than a microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)
# nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# is there anything you wouldn't eat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# actually I'm a veggie
however....

edit; has anyone said "finger licking good" yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# yep
down there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# curses and black pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# mmmmmm, black pudding.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# TOO FAR
soggy, congealed pigs' scabs are not so appealing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# what have you got against pork scratchings?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# it's a desease
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# oh those poor itchy pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# *slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# eeeeeewwww
that's the trouble with b3ta, all the damn vampires
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)