'elf 'n' safety gawn bleedin' mad I tells ya!In my day we'd take the old model 350 Blessed-o-trons back to the shop if they didn't make our ears bleed, and that was before we'd even put the batteries in.
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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The old ways were the best waysbut you have to understand parents nowadays want to wrap their kids in cotton wool... usually to cushion the fall for a 15 storey block of flats but I digress.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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