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# Beyoncaaaaaay

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all the single ladies, all the singles ladies, all the single ladies...
(Skinnyhead., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Now this is cool. Ker-lick!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# ARRRGH!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I'll get the hammers
you get something to light them on fire with
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I've got this candle
will that do? :D
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# and I have this candle for you birthday girl!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Birthday girl?!
I ain't no lady....I knew wearing this skirt was a mistake. I mean, the lipstick and tights are no mistake, but the skirt, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Oh just accept that you love it and accept the cock candle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Well I hope you're a girl
because I'm not gay or owt!

* Heads back off to the b3ta cuntshed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Jet boy jet girl
I'm gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make you penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooooohhhh
Jet boy jet girl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Thanks for the cock anyway
It'll be forever in my arse heart
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Candles!!
or is it a dangle?
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I'll provide the shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Happy Candles
and may I suggest Flaming Shit Hammers, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks!
These Flaming Shit Hammers you speak of sound good, but I'd heard about a new one with the Blessed-o-tron Clank Amplifier 2000 feature, do you have any of those in stock?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Unfortunately not there has been a product recall as the Blessed-o-trons
were considered in violation to the Geneva Convention... which at present it being contested by a group of specialised deaf solicitors.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# 'elf 'n' safety gawn bleedin' mad I tells ya!
In my day we'd take the old model 350 Blessed-o-trons back to the shop if they didn't make our ears bleed, and that was before we'd even put the batteries in.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# The old ways were the best ways
but you have to understand parents nowadays want to wrap their kids in cotton wool... usually to cushion the fall for a 15 storey block of flats but I digress.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
# NAGH! NAGH! NAGH! NAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Talk to the thousand hand slap, girl!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Haha
You should do one with her boobs fighting back - it looks like they're about to anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# If I have time, I'll get a move on with it tonight.
Currently making a shit ton of stuff for my uni project, which I might share when it's done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Well, don't let your uni work slip just on account of my silly idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Ahh it's alright, I've got AGES yet XD
But two projects at once still kinda hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# uh oh
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# odd but interesting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I miss Married with children
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I missed it, usually on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I thought you were just a bad shot
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Katey Sagal
Still would...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Wow
She does look good without the Peg wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I always thought she looked good with it....
I lusted after her all through my puberty, And beyond.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Isn't that was Modern Family is?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# That is very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# That's TERRIFYING!
Well done! Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Woo...
Now do her booty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
#
Well I never, there is an idea.
(Skinnyhead., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Talk Like a Pirate Day was yesterday, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Oo Arrr
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Kinell!!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# She looks like an end of level boss from R-Type
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Oh holy fuck yes
yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# hell to the yerr
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# ALIEN!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# fuck me!
HA!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)