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# it gives you something to do if you have a spare quarter hour to realise you shouldn't have got a mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Too right. I usually end up just getting a milkshake.
Fast metabolism, you see. If I ate McD's now, I'd be hungry again in half an hour.

*metabolism may have nothing to do with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# after half an hour the only notion that I've eaten there is a slight sickly feeling
it really doesn't register as food
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# It's the only fast food place I've been to where you leave hungrier than when you arrived.
I went to New York a year or two back, and you know, when in Rome... I got a super size meal, and felt sick for the rest of the day. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# yay
ah well, at least it's not the worst fast food place.

At least mcd's seem to keep their places clean.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# For one in the middle of New York, it was pretty clean.
And I will admit, I was actually full after that super size meal... but, you know, sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# still, won't be bored, hovering over the toilet
not knowing which end of yourself to use and sweating profusely.

eventually you wake up in a daze, completely naked halfway down a flight of stairs, wondering about the backstory that you can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# You... weren't watching me, were you? O_O;;
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
isn't that the best way ever to wake up :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Could always be worse, I guess XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# i have the exact same thing
but it's usually pretty instant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# could eat a bunch of mcfries now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# ill be completely honest with you,
I'm about to leave work and theres a high chance i'll be purchasing some of the chicken mcFuckNuggets on the way home... and for that... may the lord make us truly thankfull
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# With a guarranteed % chicken! what could be more nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# i heard the other day, but i haven't checked out yet
big macs have so much sugar and saturated fats in them that, in the usa, it should be listed as a confectionary
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i think i've had 3 mcdonald's in the last 6 years
all i've ever eaten form there is big macs and choclate shake.
i'm a creature of habit. but not a nun
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)