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# just, like, sunday or something....


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edit: excuse the shitness but im shit
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Roast Beef and Yorkshire pud - Nom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# that dinner needs less peas
and more gravy

Im back at my mommas now and full of roast din dins. I can never be arsed to make my own, and ones i buy in a pub are never as good. Yums.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# pub meals always give pub meal fart
irrespective of pub
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# thats probably the beer
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# beer fart is different
it's like mcdonalds

it always results in the "minging lemon piss" phenomenon

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# When I eat McDonald's, it just doesn't go anywhere. It's like materialized air to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# it gives you something to do if you have a spare quarter hour to realise you shouldn't have got a mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Too right. I usually end up just getting a milkshake.
Fast metabolism, you see. If I ate McD's now, I'd be hungry again in half an hour.

*metabolism may have nothing to do with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# after half an hour the only notion that I've eaten there is a slight sickly feeling
it really doesn't register as food
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# It's the only fast food place I've been to where you leave hungrier than when you arrived.
I went to New York a year or two back, and you know, when in Rome... I got a super size meal, and felt sick for the rest of the day. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# yay
ah well, at least it's not the worst fast food place.

At least mcd's seem to keep their places clean.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# For one in the middle of New York, it was pretty clean.
And I will admit, I was actually full after that super size meal... but, you know, sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# still, won't be bored, hovering over the toilet
not knowing which end of yourself to use and sweating profusely.

eventually you wake up in a daze, completely naked halfway down a flight of stairs, wondering about the backstory that you can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# You... weren't watching me, were you? O_O;;
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
isn't that the best way ever to wake up :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Could always be worse, I guess XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# i have the exact same thing
but it's usually pretty instant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# could eat a bunch of mcfries now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# ill be completely honest with you,
I'm about to leave work and theres a high chance i'll be purchasing some of the chicken mcFuckNuggets on the way home... and for that... may the lord make us truly thankfull
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# With a guarranteed % chicken! what could be more nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# i heard the other day, but i haven't checked out yet
big macs have so much sugar and saturated fats in them that, in the usa, it should be listed as a confectionary
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i think i've had 3 mcdonald's in the last 6 years
all i've ever eaten form there is big macs and choclate shake.
i'm a creature of habit. but not a nun
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# MOAR YORKSHIRES
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# i had 3 with mine :-D
Beef, mash, roasties, carrots, 3 yorkies
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hope you don't mind if I post this;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Gee3THtb8

(in my defence, he's a cunt, but his music's alright)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Bona Drag
pfff
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Haha, didn't notice that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# This song always reminds me of Morecambe.
Wretched place, full of hotels with sunrooms full of olds looking out to sea and waiting to die.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I think that's what he had in mind when he wrote this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Specifically Morecambe?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Any British seaside town has the magic, really. Blackpool, Llandudno, etc.
Not saying these are AWFUL places... well okay, Blackpool's a bit shit. Llandudno's alright though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
#

(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# It is indeed windy there :D don't remember floppy dog cock though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Usually found on the prom.
next to the flappy granny tits
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I've usually passed out from the severe head trauma of a divebombing seagull by then.
I was gonna go again this Summer just passed; last time I went (I think it was October) most of it was closed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# haha the bloody seagulls do do that
and most of it's been closed since :-/
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Shame :( it's such a nice place too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Ahaha
very silly
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# friday, caturday, cuntday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# FAKE!
no bullseye!
you also lose 10 points for using a pic of dani pedrosa
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
fuck
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# fake and gay
/standard_youtube_response
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# you forgot lolzorz
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# No - you did.
noob
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# i believe it's spelt n00b
im firen meh peniz at yu!!

www.randomyoutubeinsult.com/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# beleive
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I before E except after C
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# *cough* receipt *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# that's after c
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# and don't you get scientific on me either, weirdo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# FUCK YOU
:(

i'll cry and then you'll be sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *hugs*


*wiping filth all over the back of your clean white scientist lab coat*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# beleev
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I wont too buhleev.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# In my house Sunday is.....
.
Kids homework day... :-(
.
This usually consists of trying to complete a 2 week project, that you were only just told about, in 3 or 4 hours !
(Still... its good practice for when they get to Uni I guess)
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# that's great, apart from
WOGAN'S COCK!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
#
hahahahahah
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Maternal fornicator!
That's very disturbung...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha...this gets better the longer I watch it :D
recommendation if I may:..seems essential to keep the teeth fixed....everything else will naturally fall around them :)

(you probably know more about this than me)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah it's really badly done :) It was one of those gayshift things
5 minutes to make, 20 minutes laughing too hard to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# That is a very big tongue.
Who did it originally belong to?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I believe the young lady it belongs to is something of a star
in a certain specialized community.
Check out youtube for "woman chewing", "inside female mouth", that kind of thing. There are a bunch of related fetishes that are well represented there, I suppose because they're not technically sexually explicit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# It seems there's always something new to discover and stare at in baffled bemusement.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# so what your saying here...
is that the gayshift does not deserve your best?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# That's a fair question, Cockchese.
Sometimes worse is better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha! I've got a box of these things in the back of my car.
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# HI I'M SKELETOR
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# as a ham-pawed spackdonkey, I find your comment highly offensive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# No mustard?
Shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# OK - some things for you to consider:
1) Posting shit doesn't make YOU shit
2) It's not shit, it's a shopped representation of your Sunday
3) I rather like it
4) It has prompted response and discussion, none of which appears to be negative

So, Woo, with a sprinkling of Sunday Yay!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# ^This
As long as it gets the /board going in a good way, there's nowt much wrong with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# **HUGS** :D
but not in a gay way
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *hugs in a gay way*
quite a lot of the stuff i post on here is, in my opinion, a bit shit.
but i don't care.
in fact, you only have to look down there a bit for some evidence
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
#
content over goodness

or something
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# yeah, or something
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# *accepts*
having experimented long ago and come to terms with dull but reliable heterosexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Birds Eye Beef Curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# shop
or it didnt happen
(men boles Benea, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# As of last week, Sunday once again means HOCKEY for me
Gooooooooo hockey!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Did someone call?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# No, but I distinctly heard someone whistle!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)