Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it...he feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool cleaning job like your father.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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Ideal for cleaning up wretched hives of scum and villainy
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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"Join me, and together we can clean this galaxy as father and son!" theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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In space, no one can hear you clean!/space quest
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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I've cleaned things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships covered in dust off the shoulder of Orion...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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All those moments will be lost in time... like... hairs... in the carpet. 
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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;)The detergent must flow!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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