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# It seems to work for Fidel Castro
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# That's all the cigars he smokes.
The air is so thick around his face, it's impossible for bullets to pass through.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# He's got the old salsa based dexterity innit
easily outmaneuver any incoming.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# bollocks!
why do you think he's always got a cigar shoved in his face? IT'S A FALSE BEARD! IT'S ATTACHED TO THE CIGAR!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# So in actual fact... *tries to imagine Fidel minus beard*
... Melvin Bragg?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)