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# Don't say that
I've just started on the red wine
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)
# BOOM HEADSHOT
thats bad darts... i've been on the robinsons fruit juice all night, and thank christ, 'coz if i'd had a skinfull aswell as a lungfull and then come here to see this ^ fruit loop whinging about not being allowed to be a pedo i'd have certainly been shouting at my shoes
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
"shouting at my shoes" - haha, very evocative
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# i actually just read this as 'shouting at horses'
hahaha
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Funny what this heat can do to the ol' grey matter.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# lol
throwing rocks at the moon?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# I'll have to try that next time I'm intoxicated. :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# its not as good as it sounds
i've done it loads and ive never hit it. but i did throw a hot teabag at a Polish car valeter
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Aww man :( it looks so easy too...
A few million miles away? Psh, I can piss that far.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)
# moonraker
is a phrase i've been aware of since childhood via james bond movies but only recently discovered that it refers to those who try to rake the reflection of the moon from a body of water. suddenly everything makes sense.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# hahhaaha
oh good lord
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Eh
I think I'll go to bed soon

just watching the end of a DS9 first
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)