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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

your weird

and im stoned

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

^ this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

^this plus guiness

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

haha

next train to whiteyville...

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

Don't say that

I've just started on the red wine

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

BOOM HEADSHOT

thats bad darts... i've been on the robinsons fruit juice all night, and thank christ, 'coz if i'd had a skinfull aswell as a lungfull and then come here to see this ^ fruit loop whinging about not being allowed to be a pedo i'd have certainly been shouting at my shoes

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

"shouting at my shoes" - haha, very evocative

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

i actually just read this as 'shouting at horses'

hahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

Funny what this heat can do to the ol' grey matter.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

lol

throwing rocks at the moon?

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

I'll have to try that next time I'm intoxicated. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

its not as good as it sounds

i've done it loads and ive never hit it. but i did throw a hot teabag at a Polish car valeter

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

Aww man :( it looks so easy too...

A few million miles away? Psh, I can piss that far.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)

moonraker

is a phrase i've been aware of since childhood via james bond movies but only recently discovered that it refers to those who try to rake the reflection of the moon from a body of water. suddenly everything makes sense.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

hahhaaha

oh good lord

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

I think I'll go to bed soon

just watching the end of a DS9 first

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

Ive got a cunning plan

*sleeps/*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

This, but drunk rather than stoned

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

I wish I were drunk now :( hell, even a little bit tipsy!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

I recommend beer

And maybe some whiskey

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

or lighter fluid

unless you're a wanker. in which case meths.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

I mainly stick to vodka; Stolichnaya being a favourite :)

However, I do enjoy the odd JD.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

Bourbon? Haven't tried one in years

No, me and my friends are complete whiskey snobs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

The Bourbon in my name originally referred to the biscuit kind.

I've tried bourbon whiskey once or twice, quite liked it, so now my name can be derived from both :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)

talisker

that is all.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:55, archived)

have you not fucked off yet?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

You are bad people in the second.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

in the second?

I'm not the one drawing paedo tentical rape

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

...

I'm bad in the third.

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

fourth

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

i'll take the fifth

merkin constitutional rights lol

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

What is there to misunderstand about someone who makes paedo rape pictures?

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

^{that they might be even more fucked up?}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

*cuts finger*

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

that's nothing, I gave my own leg a chinese burn

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

That's well fucked up, mate.

I banged my knee on the table this morning whilst listening to Cradle of Filth.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

fixed

I banged my knee on the table this morning whilst ~~listening~~ wanking to Cradle of Filth.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

You know me too well.

I mean uhh... shit...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

I got up out of a chair a bit too quick this evening, got a bit of a twinge,

while listening to Insane Clown Posse.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

My mate does that all the time. Fuckin' mental, he is.

The big one, long hair and a T-shirt with wolves on it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

i've got a blister on my f5 finger just keeping up with this shit

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

that's not a nice thought

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

that is why i typed it in _{^{little letters}}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

thanks it cushioned the blow

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

are they fantasising or exorcising demons?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)

HELLO, OPERATOR? THIS SHIT IS ALL FUCKED UP!!

edit:wrong filename,oops

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

Tell him to order some extra ass meat sadwiches

/edit: well my reply seems to make even less sense now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

Here, I like that one a lot too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

Yup. Very marriedtothesea I think

Which is a good thing, of course

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

hahaha what?!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

Ordering some assmeat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

*joins queue*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)

I feel assmeat has a future in modern business.

No doubt it will join frogs as a staple commodity.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

Even after changing the picture, it makes little to no sense.

Kudos, my good man!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

Please, oh please.

I'm just a humble lurker, but will you not fuck off already.

I lurk therefore I am, but all of this oddness is not just a flounce. Its bloody weird and should be stopped.

Also, can it be milked?

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

nice lurkage

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

3 Months is nothing

Its been nearly 8 years... God I'm a cunt, laughing at all and giving nothing!

Yet I am proud of my Cuntness.

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

oh arse, i read it as 3 years, not months....

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)

Okay...

You start drawing a load of paedo rape pictures, start cutting yourself and being like 'Oh woe is me', and it's OUR fault? Don't even fucking dare try and turn this one around, lady. You made this bed, you sleep in it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

I woke up

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

see! wake up sheeple!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

*chortle*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)

I despair, I really do.

You're on your own.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)

I've been told I missed a top flouncing

Could you repeat that please?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

I predict this thread will be deleted in 3...2...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

Is it the year of the flounce or something?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

oh ...

FUCK OFF!
*cries*

kidding!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

tut head?

makes perfect sense

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

yea, like tut tut tut tut

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

that's the one

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)