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# Explains the pangs of guilt,
Still doesn't explain the way the dog won't make eye contact with me though,

I think she tried it on with me and won't admit it to herself.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# guilt will tear you up inside
Which gives an amusing sight for onlookers to be entertained by :D
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Better than the alien deaths gestating in my chest
Does that make sense? I may have to top up and become an alcoholic at this rate,

I'm beginning to hear my heart beat and it's hurting my eyes.....
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# that feeling
it's the power of love

it's a curious thing

makes one man cry.

and another man sing.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Change a hawk, to a little white dove....
More than a feeling, it's why I have taken 300 paracetemol and cut myself awaiting jolly jack to notice me!!!!!!!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# that line about paracetemol reminds me of an old joke
"Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?"
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Because the parrots consumed them in a bid to end their life....
Very dark sir, very dark, especially on the dawn of a new week!
Shame on you!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# No, because it's the fucking jungle innit.
HAHAHAHa

hahahaha

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hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Now I'm confused,
Confused, yet arroused, thank god this toilet seat is here, excuse me a moment.......
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# And that's sticking it to the man
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# i recommend a hangover wank
works wonders
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Tried that,
The friction made me woozey
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)