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# look out kiddies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Would, would, would, would, MOGGY!
I'm still a tad pished from last night! Thank god for my iPad so I can share the goodness, I'm dreading the hangover kicking in, I've already cried off work! Ahh the joys of being a self employed videographer! (it's not a joy, it's watching smug happy people marry each other, they should be in a mutually moody relationship like me)
Am I waffling? I think I'm waffling, must be the residuals of last nights vodka!

P.s. Needs more tentacle rape.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:26, archived)
# are you drunk sir?
edit: has your forum jumped?

Are you replying to the right post.

Am I real.

Should I buy orange juice today.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Halfway!
Drunk, but realizing I should be sober, I am waiting for the remorse to set in, I know I broke the toilet seat last night as I woke up snuggling it at the foot of the bed, am I sharing too much here?

*edit* orange juice! I need the vitamin c!

Wait a minute you don't live with me!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)
# no, snuggling the toilet seat while drunk is perfectly acceptable.
Attempted mating with it, however, is not.

Do not cross that line, I know it feels great and all but it's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Explains the pangs of guilt,
Still doesn't explain the way the dog won't make eye contact with me though,

I think she tried it on with me and won't admit it to herself.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# guilt will tear you up inside
Which gives an amusing sight for onlookers to be entertained by :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Better than the alien deaths gestating in my chest
Does that make sense? I may have to top up and become an alcoholic at this rate,

I'm beginning to hear my heart beat and it's hurting my eyes.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# that feeling
it's the power of love

it's a curious thing

makes one man cry.

and another man sing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Change a hawk, to a little white dove....
More than a feeling, it's why I have taken 300 paracetemol and cut myself awaiting jolly jack to notice me!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# that line about paracetemol reminds me of an old joke
"Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Because the parrots consumed them in a bid to end their life....
Very dark sir, very dark, especially on the dawn of a new week!
Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# No, because it's the fucking jungle innit.
HAHAHAHa

hahahaha

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hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Now I'm confused,
Confused, yet arroused, thank god this toilet seat is here, excuse me a moment.......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# And that's sticking it to the man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# i recommend a hangover wank
works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Tried that,
The friction made me woozey
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# no, i am real
yes, but not the 'orrible made from concentrate stuff.
i recommend tropicana, with juicy bits
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
# I was wanting some orangina
need the fizzy action, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Wow!
I remember craving that when it launched, took me 3 months to find a bottle of it...
Then I tasted it, it was like weak lumpy soda stream orange aid,
Some things are better just left to your imagination, like tentacle rape, looks fun but makes your eyes water.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# sometimes I crave it
sometimes I really crave coke

none of it's good for me

I do find coke helpful when I get a really evil cold or flu though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Plays havoc with the septum though
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Cry Havoc and let slip the septum of war!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
# No lumps!
I.can't be doing with lumps in my fraggle state!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# try this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# if you're waffling then
we demand breakfast waffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# It's too early to cook, but too late to drink!
I may have to take up heroin addiction, that's fine 24/7!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:49, archived)
# mmmmm....
belgian waffles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)