You could record the lab soundtrack from the film and play it as a loop over your PA....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:15,
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The huge, domed metal roofis just crying out for a team of ninjas to abseil in. I tried photoshopping it, but I was getting suspicious looks from their psycho security guard for taking photos inside.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22,
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