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[challenge entry] unlurks

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(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# i like your username, sir
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# and I yours, sir
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# These 2 replies have made me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Does anybody have an account called gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# there was a beans and gravy
and JPG, but, then again, who wants mouldy peas with their satan pie?
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Harsh, but fair...

* Nija edited
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# "fair"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# My mate and I still decry the fact that Metallica don't pronounce their song
"Unf Orgy Ven", which we think would be vastly superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# which song is that then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Unforgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# done - thanks for spotting that I am a numpty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# My niece knows a couple called Kate and Sidney Pye.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# : D, Nings
My mate's mum is called Theresa Green.
A classic..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# British show-jumper Carl Hester
has a sister caller Polly
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I once met a girl called Fucking Shit Fucky Wanksock Deadbrain
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Phwoar!
Did you "do it"..?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# You know....
It

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Oh!
No. We didn't have enough TCP, and besides, it was 11am in Minnesota.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Damnit! Can't you make something up....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Oh!
Sure. Yes, we did it, and managed to survey, complete and sign contracts all within the "expected" six weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# That's so damned sexy.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You're welcome.
That's £10, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Overdrawn at the wankbank?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Not now.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Is she a goer...
Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink...

Why am I reading text about my mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Best friends with Amanda Lynn
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# there used to be an ITV reporter called Chris Peacock
is think he prefers 'Christopher Peacock' nowdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
crispy cock!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Richard Pulling... he doesn't like to be called "Dick"
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I know a vicar called Anne Glickenchurch
True story


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Cathy Lickpriest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Does she?
*googles*

Kwoooooar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
Best name ever
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Hahhaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha - This!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Always a favourite at the BBC that one.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I like the user name *and* the picture.
edit: that's some top lurkage there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# All of this^
with added racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Please give me all forbiddance...
yes - hopeless really , more time on my hands at the moment, so time to say hello. Racist
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# "So, father, I hear you're a racist now. Should we all be racists?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# "I've heard Father Michael gives a nice long mass - he can go on for hours ... especially now since his stroke ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# greeks invented gayness!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I wish they'd show the film slower, it's very difficult to keep within the lines at so many frames per second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# yes . . .
THAT'S why you have repetitive strain injury in your wrist . . .
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# indeed, and the semi blindness is because of working in the dim light of the auditorium
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Great film. The best laboratory noises ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Fake.
Laboratories are remarkably dull-sounding. The main noise in our lab is a knackered membrane pump that sounds like a Ukranian tractor derby and occasionally the valve on the rotary evaporator clicking.
Even synchrotrons and neutron sources. All you hear is the air conditioning and occasional forklift reversing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
:(

Surely all 1950s labs sounded like that....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# It's really disappointing.
Saying that, they did get a woman with a really nice voice to do the pre-recorded announcements at the Australian Synchrotron.
I mean, there a tube with electrons moving at 95% the speed of light, being bent by massive magnets, releasing massive amounts of radiation as they go and the only noise other than that mentioned above is at 11.00 am: *crackle* "The lunch van is now outside reception."
Although saying that, once every twelve hours there is the phrase "beam injection about to commence", which is the only time it has a mildly interesting air to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Synchrotrons? Beam injections?
Christ, that sounds sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# So you'd think.
But it's anything up to five days of sleep deprivation while running millions of dollars' worth of equipment to get a set of wavy lines out.

Actually, here's a post from my last trip in December:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# You could record the lab soundtrack from the film and play it as a loop over your PA....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# The huge, domed metal roof
is just crying out for a team of ninjas to abseil in. I tried photoshopping it, but I was getting suspicious looks from their psycho security guard for taking photos inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)