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# How about a nice bottle of port?
Upsides: only a bit more than a bottle of wine but gets you much more pissed. tastes nice.
Downsides: gout, bad hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# port and lemon, first thing i ever got pissed with
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# mmmm....
port and brandy's lovely on a winter night, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# not too fond of brandy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# the port helps smooth it out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hmmm
may give it another try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Agreed - its only function is to go on Christmas puddings
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# that's what i use it for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)