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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Is that what Paris smells of?
I did wonder
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# That and...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Yep, that's about right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# whose crotch I wonder?
I feel that's important
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston's actually.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *buys*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# you feel crotches?
impotent!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# and...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Oh yeah
I remember that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Je suis perdu.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# that just makes me want to read the 101 dalmatians again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# ah, yes.
and The Starlight Barking...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# haven't read those in years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# heheh...
I like both of these.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I wreak of this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha... They should make these, they would sell!
* PATENTS

* PROFITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# If so then this fragrance is labeled wrong.
Imagine what it must smell like if you put 20 used johnnies on a hot radiator.

Store this thought for a later nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# squeezed from only the finest devils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# *squeezes*
*runs away*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Haaa Haaa Haaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Right now two questions are occupying me
1) Should I go to the local shop to buy alcohol or just do without tonight?
2) What kind of alcohol should I buy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# something that comes in 3L blue plastic bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# 1) YES
2) a nice bottle of blossom hill, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# This is winning so far
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# might have to get one myself
i've only got one can of strongbow in the fridge.
that will never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Option 3:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# No contest:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ZGCEVYygM
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# This is a lovely song.
I don't like BBs though.

For some reason the ad I'm getting on that page is for a lesbian dating site.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I don't chose the ads!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I wondered if it might be some kind of marketing targeting info-sharing thing that has followed me onto Youtube
I used to get them all the time on facebook as well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I'm a little suprised
you got ads at all on that video because I don't think the song is commercially available. I don't get any here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# It was just a Youtube banner ad
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I like the song.
Is it you (or friends of yours?)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# No, that one
is by the Hazzards; they do a lot of funny songs but are in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ah, right....
cheers for that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# a six-pack of something cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# How about a nice bottle of port?
Upsides: only a bit more than a bottle of wine but gets you much more pissed. tastes nice.
Downsides: gout, bad hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# port and lemon, first thing i ever got pissed with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# mmmm....
port and brandy's lovely on a winter night, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# not too fond of brandy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# the port helps smooth it out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hmmm
may give it another try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Agreed - its only function is to go on Christmas puddings
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# that's what i use it for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# VANILLA VODKA AND COKE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# without the vanilla
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Vanilla-ist! :( but yeah, vodka and coke'd do nicely too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# i just can't stand vanilla
it makes my porridge rise :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I can't get enough of the stuff. It's oddly addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Oooooh
Don't think I can be bothered with anything that comes in two bottles tonight though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# step one: pour a glass of coke
step two: fill the now available space in the coke bottle with vodka.
step three: drink.
step four: MIND THE FUCKING STEP!
*falls down steps 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 and 5*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Girls don't know how to drink.
Scotch straight up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# NEVER AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# That what I say to Vodka.
I don't even want to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# no, i really will never touch whisky again
haven't drunk it for 18 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I do, my da taught me
The trick is to hold it in your mouth for every year it's been aged
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# fuck me
so it takes you 12 years to swallow a single sip of a 12 year old?

(also: always breath out through your nose while you've got the whisky in your mouth. and don't be afraid of a small amount of water. just make sure it really is a *small* amount of water.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Er... that should say one second for every year
I prefer gin anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# what? WHAT?
i like gin myself but you can NOT compare it to a good whiskey!

pah. PAH, i say!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Whisky is just ponced-up metal polish
People just pretend to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Spoken like a true Englishman
Disclaimer: Plenty of Scots fail to see how anyone can get enjoyment from drinking whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# A baby beer bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Right, thanks for all the suggestions
I'm off to the shop before all the 9 to 5ers get there in there borge-mobiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# ooo... how exotic!
looks pricey, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Worth every drop.
*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Le Eau De Pisspiss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Oui oui
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)