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# can i eat the contents of the grass bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmm
nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# i am the ermintrude of marzipan
wait, that came out wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# This makes me the Dougal of sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# :D
all we need now is the brian of fudge and the zebedee of trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Not to forget the Dylan of teacakes
which sounds a bit ecclesiastical
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# yes it does
i've just learned a very important lesson about shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Pray tell
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# it doesn't matter if they're lovely
it doesn't matter if they're silver and peep-toed.
it doesn't matter if they've got a 6-inch cork wedge heel.
if they're on sale for £1, there's a good reason for it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Oh no!
Well, at least you didn't waste a lot of money on them
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# i only went on a quick booze run
and my feet are killing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# :( I just managed to trip over my own skirt
(I got gin and tonic in the end)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# i've done that loads of times!
i got a bottle of white to go with my can of strongbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Well, you couldn't let that can of Strongbow get lonely, could you?
I'm now going to attempt to watch Delicatessen, which I might regret as it will probably disturb me.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# i'm watching mythbusters
it's a repeat, but the new episode is on at 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# what have I told you about shopping at Shoe Zone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# 0_0
actually, it was shoe market
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# the answer is
"you have never told me anything about shopping at Shoe Zone"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# i didn't know that
my memory is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# shoes are not the only fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# they're not fruit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Unless you are Carmen Miranda
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)