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# Tiring work mowing the Battenberg...


Would you like a link to a massive version? Big cake...hmmm...

EDIT - massive one here i.imgur.com/MgbWx.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I love this
And it has cake. Double the love.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# It didn't last long after the photo was taken.
Walloped down with a bucket of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# nice!
mowing the sides must be the really tricky part.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# can i eat the contents of the grass bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmm
nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# i am the ermintrude of marzipan
wait, that came out wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# This makes me the Dougal of sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# :D
all we need now is the brian of fudge and the zebedee of trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Not to forget the Dylan of teacakes
which sounds a bit ecclesiastical
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# yes it does
i've just learned a very important lesson about shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Pray tell
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# it doesn't matter if they're lovely
it doesn't matter if they're silver and peep-toed.
it doesn't matter if they've got a 6-inch cork wedge heel.
if they're on sale for £1, there's a good reason for it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Oh no!
Well, at least you didn't waste a lot of money on them
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# i only went on a quick booze run
and my feet are killing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# :( I just managed to trip over my own skirt
(I got gin and tonic in the end)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# i've done that loads of times!
i got a bottle of white to go with my can of strongbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Well, you couldn't let that can of Strongbow get lonely, could you?
I'm now going to attempt to watch Delicatessen, which I might regret as it will probably disturb me.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# i'm watching mythbusters
it's a repeat, but the new episode is on at 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# what have I told you about shopping at Shoe Zone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# 0_0
actually, it was shoe market
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# the answer is
"you have never told me anything about shopping at Shoe Zone"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# i didn't know that
my memory is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# shoes are not the only fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# they're not fruit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Unless you are Carmen Miranda
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# But mowing it takes the loverly loverly marzipan away!!!
think of what you're doing man!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# LOVE THAT!!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# what are you thinking, man?
you should be putting the kettle on whilst you wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# I hope he hasn't over-watered them
they should be moist but not soggy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# A watched Battenberg never sprouts
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Bloody lovely!
Well done and have a click.

I once did a paperboy.



Edit: and a flower girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Ah, thanks very much old chap.
I've got a little reading man on order! That's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Did he recover?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# how many stitches did they need?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Nice - reminds me of the Cottingley fairies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Ooh! I've got one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Bam!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# I'm not sure that's a newspaper
it looks like an albino crocodile's head

which probably contains more actual news than a newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# "The paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and every day
Roger Waters whines about his mother"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Woo
Carry on mowing. Give the marzipan to those who love it and the cakey bit, I will gladly accept!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# All marzipan should be mowed, pulped and burned.
Blech!
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# He is for hire.
He's good at wedding cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Mmmm tasty, here's one of my little people art works

and massive

here
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I like how the guy in the car is the bastard son of Sloth and Bill Compton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# haha
which ever way you see it he was always a sleazy character in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Fuck me!
Now that is good!

*clicks

Edit: when you cfb you can see her arse cheeks! *fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
cheers, it does help having free access to high end lights/cameras and a top retoucher, saying that I have made all my own sets, shot and lit it. It drives me a little mad..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Oh that is special.
Very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I've loving all these minatures
What scale is everyone in?

*eyes currently being painted WH40K models to right of laptop*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# The small folk I use are HO scale.
The smaller ones lack something.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# yep. 1:87 scale
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)