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# *Snort* Did the pig bite you in the allotment?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Bangkok!!! Jamaica?
seriously though, the armpit....and it bloody hurt!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Armpit? I apologise, but that lead to a rather substantial office LOL
Did you have it in a headlock? :D
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I'd just fed him half an apple and was giving him a scratch behind the ear
when the ungrateful swine turned round and chomped me! My revenge will be Bacon!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Hahhaha. He will have a prime (rib) position at your Xmas table!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I made a leek and bacon jalfrezi last night.
I'm sure that's an affront to something or other.

Not bad, but it was a bottled sauce so the end result was a bit salty. Needed more sacrilege.
Might try making my own sauce, or maybe a korma next time.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)