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# Draw the England rugby team once again getting into trouble in New Zealand
This time, it involves using a kiwi and a pair of bellows to inflate a maori lady to enormous size. The kiwi's long slender bill is inserted into the ladies heavily tatooed anus, the bellows are filled with hot sulphorous gases from a Rotoruan mud volvano and and then pumped through the kiwi into the lady. The process is repeated until she is big and round at which point the kiwi is removed and the lady jets off on a violent expulsion of rich, stinking gas.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# ^This
Especially the volvano.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# you never seen a mud volvano?
It's just like a mud volcano only more cunty
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)