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# It's been a loooooong time.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# An alpaca fucking a sheep up with a chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# a Japanese invasion fleet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# with tits!
(which... actually exists as a meme)

Mecha Musume

I'm not disturbed that I know this.

I'm not...

*breaks down in tears*

Lol.


edit: Wow, there's some... wtf on that page
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Jesus
Is there no end to their wrongess?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Apparently
not (drawn willy alert)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# O_O
hahahahaha

that's pretty fucked up and probably NSFW :)

and NSFR too :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# drawn
yet also pixellated?
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# haha
it looks like one of happytoast's willies
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# he has more than one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I expect he has an extra shiny one, for Sundays
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# The complete set
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# is he japanese?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# TENTACOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Humanity depresses me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# The whole notion of an orderly conformant society with no ills of it's own
is the real wtf.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# theres a popular anime called Strike Witches
about teenage (if that) schoolgirls with no skirts, animal ears and tails. Oh, and propellors for legs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdLr1iK8ZdM

Its this recent obsession with bland, cutesy girls which has made me go right off anime.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# really? Its ok on mine
what crazy country are you in?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# The crazy country of the netherlands
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Bizarre imagination these people have
for a safety aspect the two propellors are very close together when she is flying if she closes her legs it could spell disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# just a good job they dont close their legs then
and dont wear skirts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I think Japanese culture has contributed significantly
to the validity of Rule 34
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# if there's something
someone has some way of lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# how you holding up big man?
*tiny lols*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# come on...
do we really have to tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Where's prodigy69's Statler and Waldorf gif when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ill make do with this then
*denizens*
*squirrels with tits*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# The concept of loneliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# A lovely flower.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# a crazy fan (dressed as a denizen in a schoolgirl skirt) of Art and his illustration work being held back by pip and kat.
;D


edit: otherwise, a lone wanderer surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# a lone wanderer in a post apocalyptic wasteland
being creepily followed by an obsessed fan of the lone wanderer in a post apocalyptic wasteland.


with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Your curtains.
They are watching you from the bushes, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# YOU'RE NEXT MICHAEL ELLIS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Pfft. I'm not scared. BRING IT ON
*changes address and underpants*

www.ncccusa.org/pdfs/IFRmichaelellis.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I never forgive you!
/forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Noir Veronica Lake-y squirrel three-four panel
(possibly where the puchline is '- And I never did.')
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# A scene from Akira like this clip
www.vimeo.com/10902055
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
släts not included
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# A massive gypsy fight over a bag of horsecocks,
or an amazonian woman lost in a forest of felch-plants.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# these are good suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Thanks. If he can combine the two, even
better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I endorse these suggestions as well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I like these suggestions but I really would like to know how JJ would visiualise a "Waste Troll"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# He cant. He has no humanism.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# fucking shitty humanism!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# That's fucking shitty magnetism!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# it's my natural fucking shitty magnetic humanism!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I never forgive, shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Never Forgive!


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# The 'Shit Demon' from Dogma?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# haha maybe this^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
It hides in parks and playgrounds pretending to be a novelty rubbish bin, waiting for people to feed it half eaten kebabs and cans of Dr Pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# A hail of shurikens
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# squrriel girl with router problems
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# mmm, i'd like to ping her gateway
*wink wink nudge nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# deleting posts is an admission of wrongness :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# You are a wrong Jacksan, that was ring finger!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Not having humanity
Or Chloe sporting that bumper sticker. Where? I'll let you decide.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# A waste troll
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ^ This this thisity this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# this, very much this ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Come to think of it:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1377866
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Voted for and replied
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# nothing that involves rape, please
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Unless it's rape between a tentacle and a consenting adult.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# HE COMES. HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# zalg-ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# That's just called "surprise sex"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# of course!
but paedophilia is no-no.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# splendid idea
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# something that involves rape, please
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# A field of yellow plants?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Tansy Ragwort
Doesn't think horses are best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# splendid idea
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# John Leslie driving a tractor through a field of oilseed rape?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# That's more rapey than a rapey thing can be raped
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# A veil over everything
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# smokey and the bandit in an ice cream van selling dog turd cones to disabled children
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
fuck, if he doesnt go for this, you should draw it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# a sexy robot giving an unsexy robot advice on silver service waitering.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# sexy waitering?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# a ferret on viagra
giving a rabid duck a dirty sanchez!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Here's two badgers felching
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# dressed as hedgehogs?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Given up with the alt profile then?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# You want to believe?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# something with tit.

a female ninja with big titties

fighting a female samurai, also with big tits.

while the big titted spirit of a dragon and a pheonix circle in the sky above them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Draw the England rugby team once again getting into trouble in New Zealand
This time, it involves using a kiwi and a pair of bellows to inflate a maori lady to enormous size. The kiwi's long slender bill is inserted into the ladies heavily tatooed anus, the bellows are filled with hot sulphorous gases from a Rotoruan mud volvano and and then pumped through the kiwi into the lady. The process is repeated until she is big and round at which point the kiwi is removed and the lady jets off on a violent expulsion of rich, stinking gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# ^This
Especially the volvano.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# you never seen a mud volvano?
It's just like a mud volcano only more cunty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# A bread maker
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# A JollyJack political cartoon
Or a sexy anthomorpised version of an animal that has NEVER BEFORE BEEN DRAWN WITH TITS!!11
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Yeah, amoebas with tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
Draw Edward the Baboon not forgiving Michael Ellis.
(REWRITABLE, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I'd forgotten about Ed.
......he won't be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Draw a series of suggestive images of furries
because that's not going to attract the wrong kind of person from off of the internet

oh no
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)