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# what do jewish cannibals eat?
Friedkin
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# What does Luke Skywalker call his relatives who are also jedis?
Force-kin
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# oof!
can everything have star wars shoehorned into it?
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# Unfortunately yes. Even foreskins.
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# we can joke about this without wincing.
this is why females are superior.
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# Friedkin?
Schmiedkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Oh hang on
I see what you did there. You made the old English-mis-pronunciation-of-Yiddish mistake. You want Freidkin (rhymes with fry'd'kin).

/jewish blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# only jewish person i knew as a kid
had the surname friedkin. he pronounced it freedkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Well, he pronounced it correctly.
Pronounce it after the second vowel;

Fried = "Freed"
Freid = "Fryed"

I'm going to change my username to Confused Jewish, (and back to Ghoti Fingers on Fridays).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# as it was his name, i'd assume he would
be proud of your heritage, unless your family are all cunts
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# But
You're obviously more sober than me so I won't go into anglicisat... snore
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# you'd be surprised
just finishing my second glass of wine.
also, i'm an atheist whose ancestor was responsible for sinking the titanic.
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# you're part iceberg?
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# heheheh
no, captain smith was my great great uncle or somesuch
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# I am (probably) descended from this guy:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Foster,_1st_Baron_Oriel
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# 0_0
pity the title isn't still extant
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# Yes, it might be fun to be baroness
All I know though is that my great-grandmother was of a family of Irish aristocrats with the name Foster, which basically means that family.

My grandmother was also blacklisted from Spain apparently.
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# sounds very interesting
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# Hang on.
Wasn't your joke a play on the words Fried and Kin? Or have I just wasted the last 10 minutes of listening to "The World Tonight"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# yes it was
i was playing on the visual pun, not the oral.
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# arf!
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