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# I just made this for Jessica...
(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Q: WHAT DO REDNECKS DO ON HALLOWEEN?
A: PUMPKIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# it's nice that they've started to restrict it to special occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# What do domestic abusing squirrels do?
Nutkin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# what do jewish cannibals eat?
Friedkin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# What does Luke Skywalker call his relatives who are also jedis?
Force-kin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# oof!
can everything have star wars shoehorned into it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Unfortunately yes. Even foreskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# we can joke about this without wincing.
this is why females are superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Friedkin?
Schmiedkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Oh hang on
I see what you did there. You made the old English-mis-pronunciation-of-Yiddish mistake. You want Freidkin (rhymes with fry'd'kin).

/jewish blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# only jewish person i knew as a kid
had the surname friedkin. he pronounced it freedkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Well, he pronounced it correctly.
Pronounce it after the second vowel;

Fried = "Freed"
Freid = "Fryed"

I'm going to change my username to Confused Jewish, (and back to Ghoti Fingers on Fridays).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# as it was his name, i'd assume he would
be proud of your heritage, unless your family are all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# But
You're obviously more sober than me so I won't go into anglicisat... snore
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# you'd be surprised
just finishing my second glass of wine.
also, i'm an atheist whose ancestor was responsible for sinking the titanic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# you're part iceberg?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# heheheh
no, captain smith was my great great uncle or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I am (probably) descended from this guy:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Foster,_1st_Baron_Oriel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# 0_0
pity the title isn't still extant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Yes, it might be fun to be baroness
All I know though is that my great-grandmother was of a family of Irish aristocrats with the name Foster, which basically means that family.

My grandmother was also blacklisted from Spain apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# sounds very interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Hang on.
Wasn't your joke a play on the words Fried and Kin? Or have I just wasted the last 10 minutes of listening to "The World Tonight"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# yes it was
i was playing on the visual pun, not the oral.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# trixer treets
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# you made her pumpkin eat radioactive apricots?
that's just mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# why can i never get my pumpkins to cut tidily?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# need more scalpel
I think this pumpkin's tatty shopped though, however I maybe wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I think photoshopped as well the inner layer is too even
if the inside had been scooped out it wouldn't be so even also there is no texture on the inner flesh and there is no lid. But nonetheless a very good effort
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# It's completely shopped...
I made this as a digital painting for her, but I WILL try to carve one just like it.
(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# You have some good skills especially the glow is very realistic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Thanks.
I admire your work, too.
(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# agreed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Just because *you* can't carve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# It's all true :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# because you use your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# They struggle to hold scissors?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# nng
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# oh gourd
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# i'm not a fan of that face
but it's nicely done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# teh great pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I dislike that face and what it stands for,
however that's a bloody great painting.
I thought it was real until I saw the tongue.
Shit that looks great on my cheapo monitor, well done Monsieur.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# what is that face
and what does it stand for?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# it stands for about a week
then it rots and goes mushy, before falling over.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# It's a /b/tard thing.
AKA :awesome:

Although it originated on SA, it has become a badge of 4Chan's /b/ board.

edit: have a look at this - knowyourmeme.com/memes/awesome-face-epic-smiley#.Tot56snNltM

or GI :awesome:
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# oh ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# So it stands for approval.
Got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)