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# 'Anyone who dislikes apple'?!
Jesus Christ - nobody on the internet knew Jobs personally, it's just fanbois posturing, using it as yet another fucking excuse to tell people that they've got Apple products, under the misguided impression that anyone at all cares.

If it were their dad they were grieving, fine, but celebrity death-cry is a bloody wankfest of buffoonery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# You have a fine turn of phrase on you this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Thank you, Sir.
It's hand-stitched, don't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^THIS.
Sure, it's sad and all, and I do own Apple products, but I'm not going to go out into the street and carve the Apple logo into my chest shrieking 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' by Tears for Fears, though.

Oh, and the compo would be dull. Very, VERY dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^ all of this
and to misappropriate THFH:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck knows, but it's probably got something to do with STEVE JOBS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# It's also already a slew of binduns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Indeed! The entirety of the internet is currently shopping Jobs and Apple, we shouldn't have to follow suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
#
he's bindun to death
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
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I did put "anyone who is not a raging fanboy" at first, but then changed it.

maybe I should have left it as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Sorry. But all my various internet orifices are blocked with "RIP Steve Jobs u legend" at the moment like he was a real person or something.
That wasn't directed at you personally.

Well, it was, but it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)