if there was an afterlife(which there isn't)and people were talking about me, i'd haunt the fuckers. this is a useful tool to use against my mother, who favours cremation and believes in god. i've told her 'if you burn me, i'll fucking haunt you!'
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Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:32,
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cremated alive would suck massive cockbut if there was hauntings to be done, Id haunt the fuck out of that bird off the bank advert that goes "isa isa baby" forever and ever... there was a qotw a while ago about people you have a irrational hatred for and someone suggested her... yep... haunt the fuck out of that.
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Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:43,
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i want the mississippi burialstone casket, above ground. if lafayette cemetery is an option, all the better.
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Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:46,
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just googleimaged that and wtf'd everywhere...gonna read up on it now i think...
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Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:55,
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it's a fantastic place to be buried Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:00,
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