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[challenge entry] You didn't think we'd be rid of him that easily?

Did you?

From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahaha!
let's just hope he hasn't invented a hard-light drive yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Surely that would be the....
...iHard-light drive?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# oof!
of course he's iHard, he's got rigor mortis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# oof
thats rough
(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# he doesn't care, he's dead.
for my feelings on this, check the sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ill be completely honest with you
I noticed it earlier and sent it to a few friends as a text joke... it went down well :)
(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# :D
i'm not a believer in the afterlife, so i don't think anyone will care what we say about them when they're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# true
and even if there was an afterlife (which there isnt) I'd still rather not know what people were saying about me... it'd probably be stuff like "he was a cunt" and "all he left was debt"
(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# if there was an afterlife(which there isn't)
and people were talking about me, i'd haunt the fuckers. this is a useful tool to use against my mother, who favours cremation and believes in god. i've told her "if you burn me, i'll fucking haunt you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# cremated alive would suck massive cock
but if there was hauntings to be done, Id haunt the fuck out of that bird off the bank advert that goes "isa isa baby" forever and ever... there was a qotw a while ago about people you have a irrational hatred for and someone suggested her... yep... haunt the fuck out of that.
(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# i want the mississippi burial
stone casket, above ground. if lafayette cemetery is an option, all the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# just googleimaged that and wtf'd everywhere...
gonna read up on it now i think...
(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# it's a fantastic place to be buried
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
"It's like going on holiday with a group of Germans"




(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Less towels
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i may have to dig out my dwarf dvds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# just put Dave on
you'll see them all eventually
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# except quarantine
it's the best one and they seem oddly reluctant to show it.
oooohh, i believe it's wine o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I haven't seen them show any series 5
it always seems to be Gunman of the Apocalypse or Rimmerworld
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# yeah, they're pretty shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# always seems to be season 3 for me
If I hadn't been word-perfect on Backwards before, I certainly would be now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# that's a shit episode
my favourites are quarantine, bodyswap, back to reality and epideme
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# ooo, and dimension jump
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# I think my absolute favourite is Stasis Leak
Back to Reality is probably a close second. Psirens third? A lot of S6 actually, I liked that series.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# stasis leak is good
but as a massive virology geek, quarantine has to be my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Quarantine is quality
as are Bodyswap and Epideme, tbh. I even liked that one in S8 with the Pandora computer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# that's good, although quite convoluted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Quarantine is ace
As is Ace. In fact, any episode which features Barrie over the others is usually a good one.
*searches for Mr Flibble*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# that's dimension jump, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Yup. and Polymorph II
and another, later one which doesn't deserve mentioning.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Strangely enough...
For some reason last night I was sat on the loo "thinking" and I found myself crying with laugher over the Talkie Toaster scene....
"it's not just breadie.... It's quite currentie too."
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# me and my mate sonja love that scene!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha, Lister found his remains
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# third console officer something-or-other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Shouldn't he be in a car with a lighter and tinfoil?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# These Steve Jobs Jokes are really out of order
I think people should be a little more PC.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Haha!
One of my fave bits from Red Dwarf;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDtj2bSduM
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# thumbs up
(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# VIII is massively underapprieciated
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEj31njaeX0&feature=relmfu
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I bet Job's funeral won't be FLASH
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Heh
Remember, that's Jobs' mind out there. Expect oddly surprising fitness!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)