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# Is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I don't know, is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Evening mister :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Hahah I appear to be reading this entire thread in Charles Hawtrey's voice.
Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's not any more, coz now it's me too :)


Incidentally, is it just me or does Gary Barlow have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR whatsoever?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# he hasn't been programmed with one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# 'ning Smash
No, I think you're right. I saw him on Jonathan Ross lass week too, and he looked like he'd been programmed for "mildly smile and respond politely" rather than "join in the spirit and have fun"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# it's his "pretend you've got a shred of intellect" look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# oh, and 'ning to you, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# wouldn't have a clue
I avoid anything to do with the x factor & those talent shows, fucking pile of tosh
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *concurs*
*hasn't got any choice tonight though*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# i suggest initiating sex
that should take anyone's mind off that heap of foetid rhino shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I think the step-daughter-to-be might take a dim view...
Blimey, that sounds a bit wrong.

A dim view of me seducing her mum on the sofa, I mean :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# yes, but it'd definitely take her mind off the x factor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Yes, I tend to be found on the Electric Interweb
while X Factor is on. I'd rather hit both knees repeatedly with spanners for a couple of hours. I used to work with really hard-working, top-of-their-game musicians and there really is no comparison with this talent show tosh.

Good use of the word "tosh" by the way, which I have stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# is this related
to some form of shite tv talent show?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
i was saying this the other day.
(Mr Chicken, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)