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# My dog had a flop-bot yesterday.
Poor bugger had an arse like a teapot. She's better today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# your dog had a spout coming out of its arse?
that must have been uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# bet the tea wasn't so nice either
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# i wouldn't drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Nor I.
I hope we've seen the last of it. I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# this is why i don't have pets
that and the fact that i forget to feed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Get a pet that can feed itself, like a cat or an alligator.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# had a tarantula
they're quite easy to feed, just throw a bag of live crickets in the tank once a week. they sound nice when you're going to sleep, too.
until the spider kills them all, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Yeah, and then it gets hungry and crawls out of its house and comes looking for you...
I really don't like spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# she was lovely!
she used to sit on my shoulder and watch telly with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Awww heartwarming
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Does the same apply to boyfriends?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# i only feed them until they're completely under my control
then they're utterly screwed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# It's the only way, really
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# indeed
break them, have your fun, then recycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)