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# i'm craving a bottle of vodka and 20 smokes
and i can't have them :(
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# This Sunday shop-shutting business is a real bummer
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# pfff
got to be good, hospital tomorrow
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# all good things come to those who wait
that's where they keep all the best drugs
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# oh, i know
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# There no bargain booze's near you people?
Jesus, they are even open xmas day!
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# I'm alright, having wine at my sister's
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# And just ignoring her to be on b3ta?
Good girl!
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# She has a husband
They're doing dinner at the moment
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# there's offys everywhere here
it's liverpool, ffs
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# Your a Scouse Smash?
I always thought you where a southern ponce for some reason!
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# scouser born and bred
unfortunately, i have above-average intelligence compared to the mouth-breathing locals, so it marks me out as being "a bit weird".
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# And you don't walk the streets after 4pm in your PJs?
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# no
much the same way that i would never go into a restaurant in a swimsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I'm in Widnes atm.
At me mams dog sitting, hang on i'll go in the garden and shout HELLO...
See if you can hear me...

3, 2, 1, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# *listens*
nope, the only thing i can hear in the wilds of seaforth are the neighbours fighting
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# Seaforth?
Oh your way too far to hear me then!

maybe if you where in edge hill or wavertree you could have heard me.

The neighbours here defiantly did, I think they are calling the police.
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# if you stood in the garden shouting Smash Monkey
i can't say i'd blame them!
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# hence the journey being so potentially hazardous?
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# very much so
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