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[challenge entry] scraping the barrel don't arf wreck your fingernails

Previously on Betty and Marj

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From the If Dinosaurs Were Still Alive challenge. See all 169 entries (closed)

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# arf!
you are a very silly person!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Spinnaker!
Just felt like saying it. Carry on, b3TA.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# i sometimes feel that way about fish tacos
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Not tried that
What kind of fish do you use?
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# i don't
i just like to shout "FISH TACOS!" sometimes, usually when i'm pissed.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'm going to make some
I've got a craving for tuna anyway, which will probably last a few days
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# i'm craving a bottle of vodka and 20 smokes
and i can't have them :(
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# This Sunday shop-shutting business is a real bummer
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# pfff
got to be good, hospital tomorrow
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# all good things come to those who wait
that's where they keep all the best drugs
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# oh, i know
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# There no bargain booze's near you people?
Jesus, they are even open xmas day!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I'm alright, having wine at my sister's
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# And just ignoring her to be on b3ta?
Good girl!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# She has a husband
They're doing dinner at the moment
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# there's offys everywhere here
it's liverpool, ffs
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Your a Scouse Smash?
I always thought you where a southern ponce for some reason!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# scouser born and bred
unfortunately, i have above-average intelligence compared to the mouth-breathing locals, so it marks me out as being "a bit weird".
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# And you don't walk the streets after 4pm in your PJs?
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# no
much the same way that i would never go into a restaurant in a swimsuit.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I'm in Widnes atm.
At me mams dog sitting, hang on i'll go in the garden and shout HELLO...
See if you can hear me...

3, 2, 1, GO!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# *listens*
nope, the only thing i can hear in the wilds of seaforth are the neighbours fighting
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Seaforth?
Oh your way too far to hear me then!

maybe if you where in edge hill or wavertree you could have heard me.

The neighbours here defiantly did, I think they are calling the police.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# if you stood in the garden shouting Smash Monkey
i can't say i'd blame them!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# hence the journey being so potentially hazardous?
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# very much so
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# the code word!
ok boys release the army of midget ninjas
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I can hear them.
A whole crowd of high pitched gibbering. And switchblades.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# They were falsely imprisoned in the first place to be honest
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)