There is no reasonBut there is cake. And sex. And dreaming of cake and sex.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:40,
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Cake and sex can be simulated with a sponge and a wank.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:42,
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Remind me not to accept baked goods from your household.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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