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# cheer me up b3ta

Pop quiz - what reason is there to keep living?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# finding forgotten money in your coat pocket when you're skint
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# *checks*
nope, there's none there
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# the chance that random drunk women will snog you on a night out
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# can't afford to go out
and the missus would rightly object
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The chance that the missus will snog you on a night in..?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# she's sick of the sight of me
wandering around the place, complaining about how shit every aspect of the world is
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# laughing at the suffering of others?
it really cheers me up
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I've already watched this weeks You've Been Framed
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# now you're just being difficult
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# You have a missus
That makes you rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# How about some fucking jaffa cakes?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# haven't got any
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# What's your address?
I'll send you some
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# he'll only complain about not having a letterbox or something
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# well cantelope's are neat :)


also tomorrow's a new day
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# a new day of the crushing reality and shittiness of life
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# but anything can happen
i thought of you earlier btw, i was trying to describe gillian mckeith to someone at work and immediately thought of your FP and it brought a smile to my face (and a warming to my loins which was confusing)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Chin up. Tomorrow we're only a month away from 11/11/11.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# I'm way to old to be considered an emo
what's 11111, is that some geek holiday or something?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Some of those twats are even older than me.
Well, that Chemical Romance bloke is. And he is definitely a twat.

Nothing specific about the date. Just the palindromic binary-ness of it excites me.

I realise this is probably not a view shared by many. Or indeed anyone else in the universe.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# And actually, in binary it translates as: ?
Which makes the date even more amazing.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I've just realised that today is also a binary day.
And translates as: +

See. There's a reason to be 'positive'.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# 63 i think
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# No, what I mean is 111111 in binary is a question mark.
Edit: But yes, 63 as well. Clever clogs.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# is it? oh, above me i'm afraid
edit - just working with network equipment helps :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# I'm not Rain Man, honest.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# i enjoy palindromes
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR
Who doesn't? Cunts, that's who.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# 111111 is Nigel Tufnel Day. Official
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# a b3tan called moggy
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# All bases covered.


EDIT: If this doesn't make you feel better, HappyToast, I can see why. XD
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# yeah, right now that's just a reason to stop visiting b3ta
fucking yiffy manga shit
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# *cuts fin-*
Wait, this isn't helping, is it?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Suicidetoast doesn't have the same ring to it.
Or does it?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# he's dead, the world is a duller place without him
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Or, if you feel like indulging in the misery:
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Coz you're talented and people love you?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# evidence suggests otherwise
but it's very lovely of you to say
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# the evidence is flimsy at best
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# answer:Jesus

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# + smeared in chocolate.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Jesus can either show up tomorrow
and solve the many injustices in the world or fuck the fuck right fucking off
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Almond cookies are nice
Snappy tunes from /links can be good

Time-waster Elder Scrolls V is just a month away

Hmm that's about it.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# b3ta
Sorry, not really the time for sarcasm.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# life has no meaning
you can give it any meaning you want
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Bicycles
Wow, we must be on the same wavelength. I'm just wondering the same thing. Then someone reminded me of a place we used to ride our mountain bikes. And suddenly it was like a life I had forgotten. There is always a chance that tomorrow will bring something really interesting and cool. Just kidding. Life sucks.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ^ This is seriously the best suggestion so far, HT
Ride your bike up and down a few hills. If nothing else it will get your endorphins going.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I don't have a bike
and I'm stuck in cambridgeshire where there are no hills
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# By the way, the number of people who can appreciate good stuff is truly miniscule
Therein lies one of my greatest disappointments. You are one of those who sees and appreciates.

Whether it's music, or wanting to preserve what beauty is here on earth, we are in a minority. And it's very annoying and frustrating.

Now I feel silly. Posting self introspective stuff on b3ta is always a one way trip downward. But I had to.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Cambs, you say?
Go for a walk in the fens. They're empathetically bleak during such times of shitness.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I concur.
I suffer with anxiety/depression and exercise is number one in my book.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# cos the alternative is pretty dull
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# you say that but there's currently no evidence to support it
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# bongos :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# bongos are good :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# and pianos:)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# How could this fail to cheer him up?
Lovely!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Drugs
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# again
can't afford them
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Just do what everyone else who can't afford drugs does...
..break into someones car and nick their stereo so you can sell it to buy drugs.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# you asked this once before
and i posted this in response: b3ta.com/board/9879431

in hindsight it doesn't seem particularly sensitive but i *was* trying to cheer you up
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# can't say I follow entirely
there are just more questions now
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i was really just posting silly pictures in the hope that one might cheer you up
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# posting pictures of James Blunt is dangerous at the best of times
you're lucky I didn't go out on the street and start killing
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# true
i hoped melissa theuriau would balance that out a bit, especially since she was reporting on william shatner gleefully vomiting up a hummingbird

(the james blunt was originally put in the "be as offensive as possible in 4k challenge" that i joined b3ta for. i thought it was a brilliant idea. i think i gained a sum total of zero clicks for it. PAH. pah, i say.)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# turn that frown upside down :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# You don't want to miss my upcoming Halloween series! O__O

*sneak preview just for you. (This is not Uncle Death...it's his cousin Vinny)............. "Hey, yo kids...how'd ja like to go for a little trip?"
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# it just reminds me that it's been a year since I did a series of free Halloween cards
and nothing has changed
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# :(
Sad to say...we seem to be in the same boat...and it's sinking. Artists have been taken for granted! But NO MORE! From this day on...etc...etc...(motivational speech)...(epic art montage)...(flags waving)...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# ...also...this...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# and This :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# And disco cats......Who doesn't love disco cats?...... I mean come on!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
# And ultrapolka?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# You dancin?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Because the magic of life is when you get to the top of a hill after a rough time
suddenly finding yourself enjoying the glee of the roller coaster down the other side :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# there appears to be another hill at the top of this hill
and I'm too aware that after a slope is yet another hill
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# not sure if this helps?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well, not like this
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# A wank?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Oh fuck, yes. ^ This.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# There is no reason
But there is cake. And sex. And dreaming of cake and sex.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Cake and sex can be simulated with a sponge and a wank.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Remind me not to accept baked goods from your household.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# How about making this this weeks compo? Make pictures to stop HappyToast killing himself!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Because you're a hugely talented bastard
And the world would be a sadder place with you not in it.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Also you'll be missing the premier of the stop motion epic
"THe Adventures of Andrew McDavies the Donut Headed Fish Boy" in FEELORAMAVISION...

In 3 years time.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# 'Donut Headed Fish Boy'
as remark of the month

hands down
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Now you've said you're making this
you have to do it
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# i shall get out my super scuply and make a maquette
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# :-)

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
#


Meh! The idea was better in my head (and also if I had talent and something a little better than paint to use)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Should have just googled it, much better than anything I could do
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# LEAVE EMOTOAST ALONE!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# One day I'd like to meet a stranger with some of my music on their mp3 player.
It's not incredibly likely, but it damn well won't happen if I'm dead!

On another note, there aren't many things that can always cheer me up, but this short cartoon never fails me.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# How about either;
CATFACE



... Or DOGNOSE

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# i am a big fan of extreme dognose closeups
:D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I often find this helps, when I feel like that!
www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/max-ehrman.html

For the record - I bother no Gods
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# wanking
and booze
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# It gives our consciousness
something to do.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)