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# credit where it's immensely due
It's claimed to be a Brachiosaurus

graphics.stanford.edu/~munzner/dinos/d2

'A veggiesaurus Lex, veggiesaurus!'

(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# that's MUCH better!
i love that film for its goldblum content, but that fucking dinosaur snotted all over that kid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# the MOST irritating moment in cinema history
has to be where Lex is busy 'hacking' while Alan and Ellie are holding back the door to stop the raptors getting through, and Timmeh is just slapping the back of Lex's chair instead of fetching the shotgun for one of the grown-ups.

Gah, I'm annoyed just thinking about it.
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# they should have fed him to the raptors
that would have bought them some time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It's also really stupid at the end, when the T-Rex bursts in and picks off the first raptor
and the second raptor attacks the T-Rex. "Yes, I'll give up chasing these defenceless humans and have a go at this thing twenty times bigger than me that's just eaten my mate"

Deus Rex Machina.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# that's why they died out
they were fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)