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# Apple harvest your tears to wash new iPhones before packaging
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# well jokes on them!
I used fake tears made from processed chinese orphan dreams!

HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# So *you're* to blame for the delay getting a white iPhone 4 out
I knew there had to be some reason more than "It's hard to make a white plastic phone".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Most sorry!
iPhone case used to make iFon best quality! Play mp3 mp4 mp5 mp6 mp7 mp8!!!!

complete with 32GB memory using only 2gb memory chip! Best quality!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Wow
mp8? I thought they'd run out of steam after mp7!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# there's always a new mp*
with higher number than foreign mp*! therefore many times better!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# i was waiting for aaac
and then xxxc, the codec optimised for overdone grunts and moans
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)