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# I know I've watched far too much porn
when I can tell that, that is a woman's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Do you dare
put your mouth where your money is?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# What about anus where my mouth is?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I once had a French Impressionist painting that I lacked room for
so I placed it where I usually keep the foam mat, beside my computer.

I put my Monet where my mouse is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I don't think anus
have a sex...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# that one has,
and too much at that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# And possibly
a fist or two. Simultaneously.

Possibly gave 'em a round of applause while up there...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)