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# I have no idea why I just did this.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please..
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# i can think of a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Indeed
It's good to keep it flexible
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# That's about right
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I was laughing until I saw it move
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# when he opens his mouth shit comes out?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Simon Cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Nicely...
bleached.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# The X-Sphincter
Edit: Eeek! It animates!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
# i'm pretty sure he's still a sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Sphincter trivia
The word sphincter doesn't just refer to the anus, it just refers to the type of muscle (basically a circular contracting one). We have sphincters in our throats, our eyes and many other places. Even the bottom itself has two.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Good to know.
*bokes a little bit of poo*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# some of that i knew, some i didn't
i'm learneding!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I've had sphincters all over my body
true story.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Orbicularis occuli
Salmon tacos are great!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I had tuna tacos yesterday
with onion, courgette and soft cheese. Mmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Yay!
I think all replies should be in the form of links. Also, good cheddar cheese is important.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I love that! Kittins and everything.
I have had a mostly non-cheese oriented day. And cannot come up with anything quite as cute as your video.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I find Har Mar overwhelmingly attractive
The fact he likes kittens is just a bonus. And your electro-tinged new wave is worthy linkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# It's not often you see a fat punk, is it?
This was going to be my next choice for you (very not happy)
but after your last post, here's some happy music too.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# You know a lot about sphincters.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I know everything
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Why do some of my Dad's eyebrow hairs grow much much longer than the others?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# It's caused by the sphincters in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# thought so
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# I'm sure you had the source image handy.
That's VILE. AAAAARRRRGHH
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
# I had one of them handy, yes...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Instantly reminded me of this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfUqrAkURU
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha...
Now I want to go back and add an emerging shit.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha...beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Sorry but....lmfao!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# That is totally becoming my new party trick
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# *crosses H.O.Charles off invite list*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Oh, stuff a sock in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# or a teatowel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha
oh the image in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# let it out, man, let it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# arf!
he's eating a j cloth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# He's eaten worse things...
*coughsinnitacough*
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# eeeewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I'm not using that on my dishes
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# to improve him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Bwahahaha.
I used to work with Dr Fox. Would it alarm you to learn that he's a complete cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# He's not even a real doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I gather he's not a fox either!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# However, he's a leading authority on genetics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye#Paedophilia_special_.282001.29
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# He's certainly orange enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# But not nearly vulpine enough
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# oh that poor cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# It's
A fox.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# poor catfox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# well, if there's any place for this pea, it's in this thread.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# at least it's clean
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# externally.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I know I've watched far too much porn
when I can tell that, that is a woman's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Do you dare
put your mouth where your money is?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# What about anus where my mouth is?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I once had a French Impressionist painting that I lacked room for
so I placed it where I usually keep the foam mat, beside my computer.

I put my Monet where my mouse is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I don't think anus
have a sex...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# that one has,
and too much at that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# And possibly
a fist or two. Simultaneously.

Possibly gave 'em a round of applause while up there...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# You could at least have found a less abused looking one.
Looks like they've had to tie a knot in it to keep their insides in.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Sorry
Louis Walsh was the only one available as such short notice.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Whoever he/she is
it's seen a bit too much action!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Maybe her bowel had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Anus horribilis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# ew
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# This is starting to get in my nerves.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# bleached even!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)