'I just read this really good book by a philosopher. Karl... Karl...''Marx?'
'Oh, at least 9 out of 10.'
('Oh, at least 9 out of 10.'
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:06,
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There was also the experiment in animal education, involving riding animals and philosophyBut as it turns out, you can't put Descartes before the horse.
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Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:09,
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And the time the local Chinese takeaway was offering free copies of the works of Nietzsche with every orderEvery time, they'd ask "Do you want Friedrich with that?"
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:11,
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Or the book I got by a Welsh philosopher, that appeared to be printed on dry leaves. Bertrand.. Bertrand..."Russell?"
"Yeah, it was quite noisy."
("Yeah, it was quite noisy."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:14,
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And at one Nazi bookburning, they set fire to works by that French mathematician/philosopher, whatsisname Pascal."Blaise?"
"Yeah, they burned pretty easily."
("Yeah, they burned pretty easily."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:17,
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Tribs is here 'tll Friday, folks... folks...Try the veal and don't forget to tip the waitresses...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:42,
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And now, I'd like to finish with a songIt's a little number I call "13th century English philosophers like to shag dead pigs", or "Let's all Roger Bacon" for short...
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Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:03,
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Is this thing on?
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:43,
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"I read a book once."It was green." - Porridge
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:31,
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My Dad is a skinny Norman Stanley Fletcher
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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