'i was bored and...' will lead to a multitude of cock-stuck-in-a-bottle stories
not impressed? we won't be, i'm sure. give thanks? what for? i'm pissed off already. irrational fears? i fear the amount of puns the B3TA detective agency seems the best of a bad bunch.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:03,
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^What she said^
Although I quite like "Give thanks", but it does sound one sandwich short of a church outing.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:04,
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if that gets voted in, i foresee an increase in tambourine sales
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:07,
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*invests in brass*
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:08,
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i read that as "invests in bras"
and wondered what you were up to
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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I used to be a mayor, you know.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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I'M 78, YOU KNOW!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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RPM?
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:38,
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pfff
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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and the rest!:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:03,
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cheeky bugger!
it's not my birthday till next saturday!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:05,
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I'll inform the queen:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:31,
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you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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