what's Madonnna doing up a clifff?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:41,
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i knew he wasn't a virgin!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:42,
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well and truely touched for the first time
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:43,
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wouldn't. either of them.
not even with someone else's shitty stick.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47,
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Have you had your operation yet?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:52,
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no :(
i got there at 7.30 this morning, had my bloodwork done, saw the anaesthetist, then the surgeon came to speak to me. seems my surgeon is ill and this one didn't feel "comfortable" doing my op, as it was going to lead to a much bigger op and he felt my proper surgeon should do it.
so the fuckers sent me home.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:54,
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Cunts :(
I'll do it if you want. You can just give me a brief description of what you want cutting out and I'll come round with the tools.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:01,
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you'd need a very thin camera
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:05,
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Damn you
I was going to say, 'Trying to take his cherry.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:44,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47,
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a thing of that size
would probably take his cherry on every single go
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47,
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she could take the whole sundae
without it touching the sides
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:49,
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