let the collective ass of b3ta explain it.
and lo, one day there was a small boy.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:38,
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meme picture is what separates humans and robots from animals and robot animals
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49,
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It's the reason Christians can eat shrimp and wear clothes made of two different fabrics
When Jesus ate his food with shitty hands, he was illustrating that they didn't have to follow the rules of Leviticus any more*, even those that may seem sensible, like washing your hands before you eat. He said it doesn't matter what you put in your mouth, because it will be "purified" by the stomach. This from someone whose dad invented germs and disease.
*except, apparently, the one about gayness
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:39,
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*except, apparently, the one about gayness
thus demonstrating
that he was just making up that shit as he was going along :)
oh wait...
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40,
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oh wait...
No, seriously, I base my life on the example of the man who ate his food with shitty hands
If Jesus said it's fine it must be fine
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:43,
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I shall try
Faith is exempt from standards of hygiene, other than mysticism such as Halal, kashrut , or any other such spiritual bollocks
And why is hygiene necessary in the first place? Surely God is cool in the first place
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41,
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And why is hygiene necessary in the first place? Surely God is cool in the first place
this makes me think that god is an extreme performance artist
who walks around naked covered in his own shit smiting stuff at random because HE FUCKING CAN
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:42,
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