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# Haha, he's the toriest tory of them all.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# That is a bold statement
I really can't decide which one I'd like to repeatedly punch in the face the most.

Normally it's Gideon, but everyday seems to turn up a new challenger to the title
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It really is a difficult call
Gideon's never far from my punching thoughts, but there's Dave and Gove and Boris and Letwin, Hunt, Lansley and Hammond....
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# You really would be spoilt for choice,
perhaps a punching rota would be in order?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# A fine idea
with enough of us we could set up a never-ending cycle of tory punching.

"Oi, Letwin, you dropped this"
"Hey Gideon, you like cuts? Try this uppercut."
"Big Society Dave? How's about a big snookerball in a sock?"

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)